Just when I thought, “Ok, we’re rolling right along now. We’re gonna be fine, Fall will get here and everything will be fine.” WELL EVERYTHING IS NOT FINE. Take note college campuses, this is how you screw up when there’s no one around to screw up.

The Univ. of Terrible Decision Making Arkansas saw it fit to replace Coke products with Pepsi products per their procurement site yesterday. Arkansas Business posted the news last night while most of us were asleep and OMIGOSH HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? I don’t care how sweet the deal was, you never downgrade to Pepsi. Things start falling apart when you introduce this foul tainted dirt water into your community. Here’s some things Arkansas can expect over the next few years:

Student Body Pregnancies Skyrocket

That’s it. That’s all we have on this list of things Arkansas can expect. But still, isn’t that enough? Tune in tomorrow when we’ll release details on Arkansas’ new apparel deal with Starter.